Why We Have Wisdom Teeth.Scientists and dentists today are deeply confused as to why we have wisdom teeth. However forged fossil evidence sheds new light onto the subject. A skeleton of a caveman was recently discovered inside a Burger Clown fast food dumpster. On the teeth of the skeleton anthropologists discovered nuclear radiation. After further investigation scientists now believe wisdom teeth were used in a massive war against the dinosaurs. During the year 1234 BC a dinosaur named Gangasaurstyleasaurus began preaching nationalistic ideologies, and calling for genocide against humans and mammals. Two years later the dinosaurs waged war against all that wasn’t dinosaur (This would later be known as World War BC). During the War human caveman were immediately put to the disadvantage, and all hope seemed to be lost as the dinosaurs were eating and killing everything. However during the battle of “Rickety Dino Legs” a man named Jong Bong bit a dinosaur’s tail. The dinosaur’s tail touched his wisdom tooth and the whole dinosaur exploded with the power of a 50 megaton nuclear bomb. Soon cavemen everywhere were biting dinosaurs with their wisdom teeth, detonating massive nuclear shock waves across the planet. The massive amount of fire power used against the dinosaurs caused them to go extinct. Thanks to the wisdom teeth of past cavemen humanity was saved.